Contribute to our "millennium humor"
and you could win a Y2K T-shirt!

Three ways to win!!

1. Read the list then vote for the one that you think is the LEAST funny. Every few days, the line item with the most votes will be replaced. Every tenth voter WINS a t-shirt. That's a 1 in 10 chance!!

2. Send us your funniest contribution to the list. We'll rotate it in and email you when it goes on (so you can get your friends to vote). If your joke stays on for one week, you win a t-shirt!

3. Tell a friend about the Y2K game. Every tenth referrer AND their friend win a t-shirt. That's another 1 in 10 chance!!

New! 9. You've collected every major religious book so you can profess your undying faith (whatever it is) when the jihad comes to your door.

New! 8. You've put up a windmill, bought a generator, made a bow and arrow and learned to make sparks by hitting two rocks together.

7. The new addition to your house is insulated with rolls of toilet paper .

6. Heat, schmeat. Chop up a power pole and it'll burn .

5. In case of a nuclear meltdown, that drawer full of aluminum foil scraps will make a nifty radiation suit .

4. You kidnapped a computer programmer and he's not going home till your PC is compliant

3. Two pairs of jumper cables: one for the car, one for Grandpa's pacemaker

2. The neighbors won't be laughing at your solar powered moped AFTER the gas shortage hits.

1. You've got an idea for something to do if the lights go out...

© 1999 Beth Weibert